Wednesday, April 28, 2010


Sunny Side Up


Southern California lifeguard towers are getting a much-needed face lift. Through the Portrait of Hope project "Lifeguard Tower Transformation" program kids and adults will be involved in hand-painting vivid, stand-out designs on form-fitting art panels that will be installed on the 4-sided towers and their roof tops – enveloping the towers. The public art exhibition will strikingly transform the signature beaches to paint lifeguard towers, their railings and other sun-faded surfaces along 31 miles of Los Angeles County coastline. Read more here...



Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Please Be Seated


How cool is this? Ballena Technologies 3D sports venue visualization. According to the web site: Ballena Technologies creates realistic seating visuals to improve the online ticketing experience by familiarizing potential customers with a facility, creating excitement, sales and customer satisfaction. Seats3D is currently used on facility websites including Live Nation, NBA, NFL, MLB, MLS, NHL, NCAA, and NASCAR. 
  
It's like SeatGuru, for stadiums.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Trendspotting. Ew.


HARO, an organization that links reporters to various sources for articles, recently posted the following reporter request: 


"Looking for doctors or ER techs who have had patients come in with iPhones or Blackberries (or Droids) stuck... "inside of them." Apparently, this is a growing trend, as more and more ER's around the country are reporting this - Apparently the term is "Fexting." I need to speak to doctors or ER techs familiar with this practice - Why do people do it? How dangerous is it? Does it ruin the phone? Please stay on topic, and only pitch if you have relevant information."


Who are these people? 


Someone needs to tell Urban Dictionary to update their rather benign definition of term "fexting." Or those shoving phones into body orifices should get a new name for it -- something like "PH*cking." 


Use in a sentence (present tense): 
"AT&T service ph*cks millions of iPhone users everyday."


(Past tense) 
This dude is severely ph*cked.
  

Monday, March 01, 2010











Fiji: Just a Hop, Skip and a Jump From L.A. (Really)

   

It’s not often when something that seems too good to be true really is. In the case of a recent layover, it was. 

With an itinerary that originally included only Australia and Indonesia, I inquired with American Airlines to see if it would be possible to “stop over” someplace interesting en route to Australia from Los Angeles. Not only was it possible, it would require no additional miles to book it.
One 10-hour red-eye flight later - feeling rested and excited for this "bonus" portion of our vacation - my husband and I arrived on Viti Levu, the largest island in the Republic of Fiji.
We took a 30-minute shuttle from the airport to Port Denarau and caught the Yasawa Flyer (phone +679 675 0499, www.awesomefiji.com), a very efficient ferry service that transports passengers to various destinations throughout the Yasawa Islands. Our standard cabin cost about US$67 for the one-way trip.
After four-plus hours of sailing, we reached our destination, the island of Yaqeta.

Paradise Found

Yaqeta is home to one resort only, Navutu Stars (phone 00679 6640553,   www.navutustarsfiji.com). Founded by Italian sisters Giovanna and Maddalena and Maddalena’s husband, Manfredi, the hotel features nine bungalows, or bures, all within steps of the transparent blue, warm waters of the South Pacific. Accommodations range from US$325 to $555.
The resort is nestled in a protected lagoon and is an easy 15- to 20-minute walk from the neighboring village, Vuaki.
Giovanna explained that the family’s original intent was to open a property in Australia, but the weather was so bad at the time of her sister’s initial trip in 2003 that she went to Fiji instead.
Little did she know that a seemingly routine journey on the local ferry service would seal her fate. While aboard the Yasawa Flyer, Maddalena met the chief from a neighboring island, who offered to introduce her and her sister to the Yaqeta chief who, they were told, might be interested in speaking with them about their idea.
“In Fiji, locals own 90% of real estate; therefore, we lease the land from them,” Giovanna said. “The village structure is still very much intact, so it’s important to respect that and go through the proper channels.”
In order to break ground on the hotel, the founders had to seek final approval from the Yaqeta village chief, who was ill at the time, so, while still living in Rome, they worked with the entire village to gain approval for the plans.
After many meetings, some political red tape, negotiations and minor construction delays, Navutu Stars officially opened its doors in December 2005.

Miles From Anywhere


For four days in June ’08 we enjoyed the fruits of the founders’ labor, a little alcove of paradise. Navutu Stars operates in harmony with the local village and customs. The resort employs an all-Fijian staff. They are friendly and helpful and possess an unwavering attention to detail.


The bures are private and romantic and the grounds pristine. The panorama around the resort is a display of untouched, natural beauty, with no development visible on any of the other islands.
The hotel’s fresh, organic menu with an Italian flair was creative and delicious. Our favorite meal was the lobster spaghetti followed by a crêpe with tiramisu ice cream, chocolate and fresh whipped cream.  We also enjoyed local cuisine at a lovo feast, where the food is wrapped and cooked under native leaves and buried underground to steam for hours.

Adrenaline Rush


Feeling the need for adventure (and exercise), we decided to do something a bit more challenging than imbibing a “Sunia Special” at the bar — worth every calorie, I might add. We opted for a shark dive (US$61-$85).
Divemaster Nicko and his team from the family-operated Dive Yasawa Lagoon dive center (phone 679 6662648, www.diveyasawalagoon.com), the latest addition to the Coralview Resort, a popular backpacker destination on the nearby island of Tavewa, have impressively “trained” the local fish to expect the feast that they present each Saturday and Wednesday.
It worked like this: about a mile off the coast, a gaggle of divers descended 60 feet to the depths of the sea to watch as barracuda, tuna and, yes, sharks appeared from the shadows to nosh happily on the easy prey — no, not the divers but - the chum that was lowered in giant bins and poured out along the ocean floor. After spotting a lemon shark at least 10 feet long a mere 40 feet away, my ascent to the surface didn’t come soon enough.

Coming Up for Air

Sunset at Navutu Stars. Photo by Jeff Russell
We spent the rest of our time at Navutu Stars doing more relaxing activities. We snorkeled in front of our bure and right off the shore of Vuaki among amazing coral reefs, home to stingrays, giant clams, sea cucumbers, clownfish and anemones. We kayaked around atolls to explore barely inhabited nearby isles, hiked to the top of Yaqeta to watch the sun sink into the golden Pacific, and woke early each morning to greet it again from the hotel’s watchtower.
On Sunday we were invited to Vuaki by Kikao, one of the locals, to witness a local church service. (Note: it is taboo to show up to a village uninvited, and it is customary to offer money or a gift to the chief when you do visit.) As we walked through the village, a chorus of lilting voices from the three area parishes filled the air. Afterward, smiling, giggling children greeted us and held our hands. The showed us their homes and invited us to play.
After our fourth day in Yaqeta, we begrudgingly said good-bye to Giovanna, her dogs Mia and Tofu, the village of Vuaki and the wonderful hotel staff. As the locals strummed a guitar and sang a traditional Fijian song to bid us farewell, we promised we'd be back.



Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I'm Gone. Please Rob Me.

Updating your status frequently online could cost you. Multiple stories have surfaced about individuals being burglarized after posting their "out-of-town" whereabouts on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter.

Now insurance companies are getting in on the action. "(Some) predict that after customers get burglarized and file claims on stolen property, the insurance companies will probably investigate to see whether the customer broadcast information over social networks in a way that constitutes 'negligence.' They could also make 'social networker' the homeowners insurance equivalent of 'chain smoker' in health insurance -- a category of customers who are charged higher premiums."

Read more here.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010


Balmy Breezes


A recent trip to Oahu was made even better by some helpful locals who provided great recommendations and tips to make the most of a three-day weekend.

Car rental: Little Hawaii Car Rental Co. Tae, the owner, was personable and willing to work with our schedule. He also provided a local's perspective on where to eat, where to stay and where to drive our awesome little rental car. Locally owned and operated, Little Hawaii offers a fleet of MiniCoopers at a reasonable price. If you've never driven a Mini, Oahu is a great place to start. There is no better way to explore the island than with the top down and warm tropical breezes blowing through your hair.


Scuba Diving: Oahu Diving. Erik, our guide was super flexible, knowledgeable and
accommodating. For $89, which included all equipment, he arranged two dives to the Koko Craters and The Rock Wall in Hawaii Kai. The latter is teaming with life; and with 100 foot visibility, divers will have no problem seeing a variety of species - including green sea turtles, reef sharks, spotted moray eels, sea urchins and schools of colorful fish.

During our "off-gas" break in between dives, Erik tied a bait line in open water and encouraged the divers to jump in with just fins, masks and snorkels. Out of the deep blue emerged two four-foot-plus sand sharks. However irresponsible it was of him; it was exhilarating for us divers, to say the least.

Special Event: Midnight Yacht Party. Shane Curtis is the brainchild behind FireWater Events. Four times a year, locals and visitors alike can climb aboard a three-story yacht and party the night away in style. The next event is coming soon - likely April timeframe. To stay in the loop, be sure to join the mailing list, by sending an email to firewaterevents@gmail.com.

Best place for sunset: Sheraton Waikiki has a great view and happy hour specials at The Edge bar, adjacent to the lovely infinity pool.

Best lava flows: While it's a bit far to drive JUST for the alcoholic libations, hands-down, Turtle Bay Resort had the best lava flow of the MANY my girlfriend and I tasted during our short stay.

Best kayak rental: Kailua Sailboards and Kayaks, Inc. This place came highly recommended by locals and received five star reviews from previous customers. Kailua is a gorgeous little beach community with mature trees, breathtaking vistas and lotsa' shops and restaurants from which to choose. It's one of the places we wish we could have spent a little more time...

Best free exhibit that I would have happily paid $20 to enter: Pupukea Tide Pools.


After spending $13 each to enter the Waimea Botanical Gardens in order to see a waterfall overflowing with pasty-white tourists, we high-tailed it out of there and stumbled upon the surreal Pupukea Tide Pools. As tiny sea creatures playfully darted among the rocks and soft, pale sand, we thought we entered another world - one where it was hard to tell where the sky ended and the water began.

Aloha.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Sick of Suck

I have to get something off my chest. There are so many untalented hosts and entertainers on television these days, and they're not only employed, they're winning AWARDS.

This inspired me to create my own awards program. I hereby introduce the SUCKIES. 

And the nominees for "People With No Talent, Who Should Just Go Away" are...

Taylor Swift. I mean. Really. I'm not sure who should have won album of the year at this year's Grammy Awards, but I'm positive it's not someone who delivers an embarrassingly off-key performance alongside rock legend Stevie Nicks. Just recalling every excruciatingly off-tune note in Swift's rendition of of "Rhianna" sends chills down my spine.

Most every hot "exotic" female supermodel host on every standard-format Bravo! show. Notice I will not have to exclude Heidi Klum because she's no longer ON Bravo! - not to mention, she's smart and entertaining.

Some of the other hosts though...
- Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi: much better than when she first started but still terribly phony, unanimated, cold and contrived.
- Shear Genius: Camila Alves... really? I'm sure she is a nice woman, but last I checked a "host" should be required to speak. I felt the better part of the (one) episode (I endured) was spent waiting for her to complete a full sentence. Pity, too. Save for Alves' mediocre communication skills, the show is somewhat entertaining.

Michael Buble: Crooner, schmooner. Again, seems like a nice enough guy; but the first time I really heard this guy sing was on Saturday Night Live a couple of weeks ago. I thought he was having an off-night, or maybe his mic was turned down or maybe he wasn't the best live performer. Wrong. He always sounds that way. Flat, fake, weak, cheesy, blah.

Joan Rivers.

Our final painfully untalented nominee is TV host Olivia Munn. If Munn was as powerful an orator as she is gorgeous, she'd be the female version of Walter Cronkite. But she's not and she won't. In fact, she should never be allowed to hold a microphone in her hand. Ever. Unless it's off. Yet, she was not only hosting a pre-show at the Grammies, she was interviewing people LIVE on the red carpet. Her interaction with celebrities was uninformed, lazy, disinterested and at times downright rude. (To Munn's credit, she looked great... And she was probably drunk.)

Phone lines are now open. Cast your votes today.

Tune in next year, when 2011 nominees will most likely include the entire cast of "The Jersey Shore." (Oh sure, those kids are entertaining now...)

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

The Martyr of Mass Media

We are in the age of democratized media and instant information. And apparently, this world has no place for print publications.



Imagine: there will be no such thing as newspapers or magazines in the very near future. According to one journalist, the very notion of print publications by today's standards seems "quaint and wasteful." Our children - already bombarded with pop-up ads, videos games and interstitials - will never read the Sunday paper, subscribe to Highlights Magazine in its print form or complete a crossword puzzle in the New York Times.

In today's world, faster information seems to trump accurate reporting. What standards will emerge to police unfounded or inaccurate news? What outlets will reign supreme in terms of a "trusted news source?" Will it all be a matter of opinion, based on user comments and feedback? Will it be based on sheer reach or audience following? Finally, what the hell constitutes "news" these days anyway? (Living in Los Angeles, it's usually the latest celebrity-related gossip.) Where will we go for "real" news? Will we pay for it? If we don't pay for it, will the credible news sources be forced to shutter altogether because they can't afford to pay their researchers and journalists?

Hedging their bets that sheer volume - and not research or valid reporting - will prevail in the battle for viewership, Time Warner Cable announced recently it will carry various News Corp.-owned channels, including Fox stations and cable channel FX. That's right - more "fair and balanced coverage" in more places than we can escape...

What does the future hold?

As predicted years ago, the major media outlets will converge. The networks - the media powerhouses - will control the Internet.

The Internet will not operate ten, even five years from now, the way it does today. There's a rise in counterfeit sites that have been set up to steal unsuspecting consumers' information. In fact, in 2009, cybercrime grew larger than the illegal drug trade. And a recent report revealed that not even virus-immune Macs are safe. Even the seemingly fun and innocent Facebook is tackling hacker issues and has readily admitted to sharing users' information.

Back in the day, when the Web was new - there was a resounding credo: "you can't tax the Internet!" Fast forward to recent years. Sales tax is common, as are exorbitant shipping and handling charges. As long as there are revenue channels, there will be people seeking to monetize, exploit and hack them. Ready to ruin it for the rest of us.

So we should enjoy this: the heyday of the Internet. The age of instant information, online check-ins, automatic bill pay, social media interconnectivity and relying on YouTube as a search engine and free entertainment portal. It's not going to go away, it's just going to become more risky, expensive and complicated to play.

The departure of print publications draws an interesting parallel to this new era of democratized, always-on media. It's a symbolic farewell to a simpler time, where a reliable, trusted source delivered accurate, important news when and where we needed it.

What does the future hold for our news sources? No one can be sure, but it most certainly will involve Internet "news sites" like TMZ.com, as they report on important topics such as the sordid details of a philandering golfer and his scorned Swedish wife.

Think it's tough now? The future will require a even greater sense of filtering, to discern real news from white noise.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Christmas is Coming

In the 2009 installment of "Festive or Tacky," we present some of the South Bay's finest displays of holiday decor. You be the judge...

Christmas in Southern California: festive or tacky?




Wednesday, November 04, 2009

All Hail the GastroPub

There's been a rash of new restaurants opening in and around Los Angeles. The formula: relatively cheap eats, one or two steps above bar food; a great wine menu and even better beer selection. Mix it all together and what do you get? The GastroPub.

My personal favorite: Simmzy's in Manhattan Beach. The pulled pork panino and ginger chicken sandwiches are sure bets. Be sure to order the Haystack as well - a mound of shoestring fries with bleu cheese and chives.

The same owners have added a similar restaurant to the Manhattan Village Mall. Tin Roof Bistro has a great selection of salads and sandwiches, excellent service and nice patio for outdoor dining. Stick to lunch. Dinner was pricey and slightly less appetizing.

Hudson House holds down the fort just over the Hermosa border.

They have a ridiculously cheap Taco Tuesday special and so many creative appetizers, you won't know where to start. It's nondescript. Locals love it.

Bouzy's at Chez Melange - the fine dining restaurant staple near Riviera Village in Redondo - is also getting in on the action. More pub than gastro, this one; there's great food and a nice selection of drinks. Try the truffle parmesan fries and their enormous portion of mac n' cheese. Their creative snack menu includes deviled eggs and spiced pecans.

If pinching pennies is your plan for 2010, consider a GastroPub for a good, hearty meal and relatively inexpensive tab.
Steimel On Stage


Live this weekend for one show only in Los Angeles, St. Louis musician Mike Steimel performs at Molly Malone's. His style has been described as "Jimmy Eat World meets a modern Tom Petty."

Come see for yourself.


Where

Molly Malone's

Molly Malone South 575 South Fairfax Los Angeles, CA 90036

When

Nov 8, 2009 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm (Sunday)


Band bio: Cunningly layered instruments and big sounds penetrate the soul on the freshman solo release “Committed” from veteran performer and songwriter Mike Steimel. With radio-ready tracks and meticulous production, Committed offers up a road less traveled by Steimel but one ready to be discovered by the listener. Stand-out tracks, “Without You” and “Lost and Found” drive home the rock influence of Steimel’s alternatively inspired writing while “My Apartment” synthesizes and shakes you into the dance floor anthem revolution.